Showing posts with label pet peeves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pet peeves. Show all posts

Monday, February 27, 2012

Newest Pet Peeves

1.  Using the word "to" when the word "too" is the correct choice. It's too easy to get wrong.

2.  Leaving lights on. I am on the verge of becoming my father.

3.  Leaving crackers or other bread products out, cover off, container not closed, etc. Who is it that craves stale Saltines?

4.  Thinking that emotions are always reflections of the truth, which then become a projection. "I am angry, therefore, there is something or someone to be angry with." Of course emotions are sometimes accurate reflections, but how do you know the difference?

5.  Thinking you know a lot about a subject because you read an article. "That evolution thing is so wrong!" I am particularly disturbed when someone reads something that is not scientific but claims it to be so. Like the Bible.

6.  Thinking all online sources are reliable or relevant. "If it's in writing and it's on the web, it must be the truth!" Elvis is not dead.

7.  Letting people take advantage of you. "It's my duty to do things for other people." "A good person is someone who helps other people out (all the time at your expense)." Believing this will ensure a particularly miserable life.

8.  Thinking you know what comes after death. "I'll be greeted by Jesus at beautiful pearly gates and see all my loved ones." And meet Elvis, who isn't dead yet. Why "pearly?" Wouldn't old wooden ones appeal to more folks and add a little humble character? I know only one thing for certain: my body will be worm food.

9.  Believing that humans are somehow fundamentally different from other living things. Nope.

10.  Raising your kids without limits or expectations, protecting them from all things difficult, showering them with gifts and praise at every turn, and rewarding them for the slightest effort or accomplishment. All I know is, I don't want to be friends with that kid when he gets older.

 

Friday, December 10, 2010

Ten Things I Really Dislike

1.   When people drive around with almost no gas in their tank, anxiously concerned that they will run out, and when it's time to get some go juice, they only get a few bucks worth!

2.   Folks who can't seem to EVER understand how to operate a TV remote control. What exactly is the problem?

3.   People who think they can hide their true nature from those who are paying attention. I pay attention, and you can't hide.

4.   People who don't absolutely adore dogs. How could you not love a sentient being that is so pure, so loving, so truly adoring?

5.   Folks who can't tolerate paradox. Paradoxes are ubiquitous and at the same time seemingly rare. To see them is to appreciate them.

6.   When people don't cap their pens after using them. They dry up and mark surfaces inadvertently. Stop it. Stop it now.

7.   Mushrooms. Their texture, their taste, their appearance. Nuff said.

8.   Folks who absolutely must have the latest phone. I have had the same tiny phone since 2001, and I don't even use it. Well, except for when I get a dirty phone call from my wife.

9.   Students who text constantly in my classrooms. They won't stop, no matter what I do or say. Is rudeness and self-disrespect the new "in" thing, or is this an addiction? I don't think they get it.

10. My critical nature. Its way too easy for me to come up with a list of things I dislike.