1. When people drive around with almost no gas in their tank, anxiously concerned that they will run out, and when it's time to get some go juice, they only get a few bucks worth!
2. Folks who can't seem to EVER understand how to operate a TV remote control. What exactly is the problem?
3. People who think they can hide their true nature from those who are paying attention. I pay attention, and you can't hide.
4. People who don't absolutely adore dogs. How could you not love a sentient being that is so pure, so loving, so truly adoring?
5. Folks who can't tolerate paradox. Paradoxes are ubiquitous and at the same time seemingly rare. To see them is to appreciate them.
6. When people don't cap their pens after using them. They dry up and mark surfaces inadvertently. Stop it. Stop it now.
7. Mushrooms. Their texture, their taste, their appearance. Nuff said.
8. Folks who absolutely must have the latest phone. I have had the same tiny phone since 2001, and I don't even use it. Well, except for when I get a dirty phone call from my wife.
9. Students who text constantly in my classrooms. They won't stop, no matter what I do or say. Is rudeness and self-disrespect the new "in" thing, or is this an addiction? I don't think they get it.
10. My critical nature. Its way too easy for me to come up with a list of things I dislike.
2. Folks who can't seem to EVER understand how to operate a TV remote control. What exactly is the problem?
3. People who think they can hide their true nature from those who are paying attention. I pay attention, and you can't hide.
4. People who don't absolutely adore dogs. How could you not love a sentient being that is so pure, so loving, so truly adoring?
5. Folks who can't tolerate paradox. Paradoxes are ubiquitous and at the same time seemingly rare. To see them is to appreciate them.
6. When people don't cap their pens after using them. They dry up and mark surfaces inadvertently. Stop it. Stop it now.
7. Mushrooms. Their texture, their taste, their appearance. Nuff said.
8. Folks who absolutely must have the latest phone. I have had the same tiny phone since 2001, and I don't even use it. Well, except for when I get a dirty phone call from my wife.
9. Students who text constantly in my classrooms. They won't stop, no matter what I do or say. Is rudeness and self-disrespect the new "in" thing, or is this an addiction? I don't think they get it.
10. My critical nature. Its way too easy for me to come up with a list of things I dislike.
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