1. I vow to love my family more than they thought I could, maybe even more than I thought I could.
2. I wish I was half the man I am, so I vow to lose weight this year. I don't know how to do it yet, but I will do it somehow. Perhaps fewer tubs of popcorn will do the trick. That will, however, create misery on movie nights.
3. I will make great strides writing my book on Diabetes. I simply must. I don't know if any publisher will want it, but if they don't maybe I can publish it myself. A double-edged, if not triple-edged blade.
4. I promise to continue my withering satirical, sarcastic, pessimistic view of the wold, especially of the people in it. That way I won't be disappointed in any outcome.
5. I vow to do everything in my power to not have Christmas or Thanksgiving at our house in the next few years (but I have no say in this, actually.) We have 10-14 of my wife's family over. If this were my entire family collected in one place, under these circumstances, I would kill myself.
6. I want to improve my audio-visuals for my classes. More in-class exercises, and out-of-class real world assignments too.
7. I bought new shoes, new socks, and new underwear. I love new underwear. I vow to wear these. The crimson briefs will be reserved for OU game day use only.
8. No one in my immediate sphere of influence will be deprived of my lack of humility this year.
9. I promise to get rid of crap I no longer use, wear, or in the case of the kitchen cupboards, eat.
10. I vow to never create a list of New Year's Resolutions again, ever.
2. I wish I was half the man I am, so I vow to lose weight this year. I don't know how to do it yet, but I will do it somehow. Perhaps fewer tubs of popcorn will do the trick. That will, however, create misery on movie nights.
3. I will make great strides writing my book on Diabetes. I simply must. I don't know if any publisher will want it, but if they don't maybe I can publish it myself. A double-edged, if not triple-edged blade.
4. I promise to continue my withering satirical, sarcastic, pessimistic view of the wold, especially of the people in it. That way I won't be disappointed in any outcome.
5. I vow to do everything in my power to not have Christmas or Thanksgiving at our house in the next few years (but I have no say in this, actually.) We have 10-14 of my wife's family over. If this were my entire family collected in one place, under these circumstances, I would kill myself.
6. I want to improve my audio-visuals for my classes. More in-class exercises, and out-of-class real world assignments too.
7. I bought new shoes, new socks, and new underwear. I love new underwear. I vow to wear these. The crimson briefs will be reserved for OU game day use only.
8. No one in my immediate sphere of influence will be deprived of my lack of humility this year.
9. I promise to get rid of crap I no longer use, wear, or in the case of the kitchen cupboards, eat.
10. I vow to never create a list of New Year's Resolutions again, ever.
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