In order of increasing dislike, these are the questions I loathe the most, followed by what I would say if I didn't actually care about hurting their feelings:
"Is this stuff gonna be on the test?" (Of course not. I rarely talk about anything that might be on a test!)
"Is this course hard?" (No! I only teach easy courses so you won't be required to read or study anything!)
"Are we done learning all the big words?" (Yes, thankfully, because I really hate pronouncing all those big suckers.)
"Did I miss anything important?" (Of course not, I never say anything important! We were waiting for you to return to start the important stuff!)
"Is this stuff gonna be on the test?" (Of course not. I rarely talk about anything that might be on a test!)
"Is this course hard?" (No! I only teach easy courses so you won't be required to read or study anything!)
"Are we done learning all the big words?" (Yes, thankfully, because I really hate pronouncing all those big suckers.)
"Did I miss anything important?" (Of course not, I never say anything important! We were waiting for you to return to start the important stuff!)
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