Even though in my more self-delusional moments I pretend to know everything, I actually know very little. But I have been thinking about a few things...
Is the best boss you ever had a "peerless leader?"
Should lesbian erotica be called "Cliterature?" (although I independently originated this word, it has apparently already been used by others)
When you worry about your ear wax is that called "Cerumenation?"
Coincide: what you do when it starts to rain.
If you didn't remember that you had used Marble for your kitchen countertops, does that mean you might take it for Granite?
I keep seeing colors that aren't there. Are these pigments of my imagination?
I think that when gas prices get too high, we will all dump our current vehicles for electric ones. That's what I call a "carmageddon."
I have a friend who's eight months pregnant, and she's barely showing because she hasn't gained any weight. I think she might be pregorexic.
The only way to absolutely know whether someone is concealing weapons before boarding a plane is to do a complete body cavity search. If a passenger refuses the body scan procedure, they can then opt for the pat down procedure. But this does not entail examination of their orifices and contents therein. Now wouldn't that be interesting?
If a thief and his friend, also a thief were running a house of prostitution, and it didn't make any money, perhaps the lesson is that too may crooks spoil the brothel.
Is the best boss you ever had a "peerless leader?"
Should lesbian erotica be called "Cliterature?" (although I independently originated this word, it has apparently already been used by others)
When you worry about your ear wax is that called "Cerumenation?"
Coincide: what you do when it starts to rain.
If you didn't remember that you had used Marble for your kitchen countertops, does that mean you might take it for Granite?
I keep seeing colors that aren't there. Are these pigments of my imagination?
I think that when gas prices get too high, we will all dump our current vehicles for electric ones. That's what I call a "carmageddon."
I have a friend who's eight months pregnant, and she's barely showing because she hasn't gained any weight. I think she might be pregorexic.
The only way to absolutely know whether someone is concealing weapons before boarding a plane is to do a complete body cavity search. If a passenger refuses the body scan procedure, they can then opt for the pat down procedure. But this does not entail examination of their orifices and contents therein. Now wouldn't that be interesting?
If a thief and his friend, also a thief were running a house of prostitution, and it didn't make any money, perhaps the lesson is that too may crooks spoil the brothel.
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